So, Trump wants a UFC fight on White House grounds, to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, next 4th of July. Ivanka will help “facilitate” said fight (I’m sure she and her father will get a substantial cut of any revenues). Sure, why not? Let’s have a monster truck rally and tractor pulls too – more revenue to line Trump’s pockets. No, wait, a public execution could raise huge sums of money. A million dollars a ticket to attend in person, millions more on a PPV basis. Kristi Noem can get her masked ICE thugs to round up some liberal critics of Trump. Or maybe a prominent member of the “fake news”. We could execute them by firing squad or hanging. Better still, we’ll set them on fire and let them burn to death – the screams could be sold separately as a sound track.

There is nothing too crass or crude that Trump won’t do for money. This is, after all our very own “transactional” President.