All hell seems to be breaking loose about releasing the Jeffrey Epstein files and Trump and his lackeys are dragging their feet. I’m not sure why, Trump has no sense of shame and no conscience – maybe he doesn’t want something to come out that would embarrass him. I have serious doubts about there being video of young women and girls being sexually assaulted – if there were, Trump would long ago have made them available – for a price, of course. Yes, that would be distributing child pornography, but the Supreme Court has already given him blanket immunity for carrying out his job as president and he would only need to claim that he has a responsibility to release the videos. So… no federal charges. If a state or local agency wanted to indict him he’d direct Pam Bondi to open an investigation and intimidate anyone daring to question his authority, his “kingship” as it were.

Imagine the money he could pocket – all those “evangelicals” who adore Trump and seem to have tendencies to fuck little children would be flooding his web pages. He could charge a premium based on the ages of the victims – younger being more expensive, of course, and forcible rape a higher price than mere statutory rape. At the top of the price range and only available in limited quantities would be verifiable video of Trump himself sodomizing Ivanka at age 14 or 15, especially if she were crying and begging him to stop.

You think this is absurd? Trump routinely violates the non-emolument clauses of the Constitution, he sells shitty merchandise at absurdly inflated prices including steaks, water, vodka, gold sneakers, bibles and crypto coins. He would not hesitate for one second to sell his daughter’s bare ass on video.