Donald Trump commented that Greenland’s defense consists of “2 dogsleds.” Aside from the complete idiocy of that comment, Greenland’s defense consists of all of NATO, and so does Denmark’s. So, before you decide to seize Greenland by military force, you fucking idiot, you might want to consider that, even though the ass-kissers who surround you are either too cowardly to tell you, or maybe they’re as stupid as you are. Maybe both.